In MyPaper today…
Consider these facts:
1) China has US$15 trillion in reserve.
2) China has enough funds to allocate US$11 billion to rebuild the houses and etc for the earthquake victims.
3) China also has donated US$15 million to Myanmar.
So why are we donating to China instead of Myanmar???
GSCE ‘O’ Levels Hokkien Exam Paper
Instructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !
Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Question:
Singalella why become rich ?
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
CPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
So he say, ‘oeh, long chong lai ah.’
Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, ‘Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.’
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, ‘Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?’
So Singaalella kong, ‘I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.’
She never expect but the neighbour say, ‘Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.’
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o’clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, ‘Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat’, Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
‘Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.’
Ah Ming say to Singalella, ‘eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!’
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o’clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
Section B: Grades – Gauge Your command of Hokkien….
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat
E8. Don’t understand story and/or catch no ball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
F9. Don’t understand rating.
kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?
What’s your grade? I got A1! hahahaha~! 
ABOUT 30 rich men in the country own between 100 and 700 cars each, reported China Press.
Quoting sources from the Road Transport Department (JPJ), the daily reported that these men registered the vehicles under their names for collection purposes.
One of the sources believes the owners had bought the cars to avoid paying income tax. Most of these cars were not used as some owners did not even renew their road tax.
He also questioned the roadworthiness of such cars since most of them seldom appeared on the road.
Of the 10 million registered car owners in the country, one-third of them owned more than one car, based on JPJ statistics for the first quarter of the year.
Some 78,000 drivers possess five cars each while another 1,589 drivers own 10 cars each.
BUT WHY DO I HAVE NO CAR??~!
First day of work.
In the office.
Waiting for 3pm to collect mails from the reception.
Bored.
Hardwarezone.com
Bmw-sg.com
Drinking espresso.
Falling asleep.
Waiting for 5.30 to come.
Hoping tomorrow will be a better day.
Everyone remembers ICQ, the first widely-used instant messaging application that’s all but dead in most of the world now. The Israeli software company that developed the suite before it was purchased by AOL has just partnered with a big Israeli pharmacy company called CTS to release this ICQ toothpaste, which our tipster claims will “help P2P communication (person to person) while reducing bad breath.” Weird, yet really really cool…
[Source: Gizmodo]
PUMP prices have risen again. Petrol at Shell, Caltex and Esso stations rose by four centres a litre while diesel rose by five cents a litre. Before a discount, the 92-octane grade is at $2.053 a litre, 95 at $2.086 and 98 at $2.16. Diesel is now at $1.613 a litre. Shell’s V-Power has risen by 3 cents to $2.279.
This is the second time in a month, with the previous hike on March 3. Overall, this is the eighth consecutive hike since July last year.
AND there goes my dream of owning a car 
Check out this comical video made by NTU students who are protesting the triple sharing hall policy in NTU, all to the tune of Dreamz FM’s hit song – Bu Zhi De.
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